Game of Thrones – S8E2 Recap

by: Jake Ring

SHIT IS ABOUT TO GO THE FUCK DOWN.  This was definitely an “Avengers Assemble” type episode.  Everyone is preparing to die, Tyrion drinking heavily with Podrick, Tortmund and Jaime both making passes at Brienne, and our little girl Arya growing up right before our eyes.  Idk about you but I felt like an older brother watching my 13-year-old sister seduce the cool kid in welding class. (I am also Will Smith in this GIF).


Sansa and Jaime have the best character development in the show hands down.  Both were characters that you absolutely hated at the beginning of the show and now you find yourself rooting for them.  Both went through tough times and life-changing events. I hope both of them survive the long night.

As for Jon and Dany, I’d be kinda pissed if I was Dany.  I bring my two badass army’s and both of my surviving DRAGON’s to Winterfell and y’all just hit me with, “What happens to the North?” and “My name is Aegon Targaryen, son of Rhaegar Targaryen.” I’d be livid.

The things people do for love.

Night King is about to fuck some shit up, for sure.  I think a bunch of people are about to die. I also think we are about to get a 1v1 Jon v. Night King showdown, and it’s going to be glorious watching Longclaw wipe through that frozen bastard. 82 minutes of battle, I’m not going to be able to survive this week.

My predictions for Living and Dead of Major Characters for next episode:


  • Jon
  • Sansa
  • Arya
  • Tyrion
  • Varys
  • Jaime
  • Davos
  • Missandei
  • Jorah
  • Bran
  • The Hound
  • Greyword
  • Rhegal (dragon)
  • Lyanna Mormont


  • Dany
  • Brienne
  • Theon
  • Gendry
  • Podrick
  • Edd
  • Drogon (dragon)
  • Samwell Tarley
  • Tortmund
  • Night King
  • Ghost – (by the way, big time HYPE when he was in this episode)